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Princess Eugenie Is Marrying Her Third Cousin Twice RemovedMichael K / dlisted - 4 weeks ago
  • The name “Princess Eugenie” might cause your brain to queef up a stream of questions marks, but I know who she is, because she’s the daughter of The Original Fergie (my fourth favorite British royal after Prince Hot Ginge, THE QUEEN and Susan the Corgi) and the sister of Princess Beatrice (my fifth favorite British royal after Prince Hot Ginge, THE QUEEN, Susan the Corgi and The Original Fergie).
  • 27-year-old Princess Eugenie, who works at the art gallery Hauser & Wirth in London, got engaged to her 31-year-old boyfriend Jack Brooksbank, who “works” as the UK brand ambassador for George Clooney’s tequila line Casamigos, in Nicaragua earlier this month.
  • Fergie’s great-great-grandmother is Lady Julia Coke (I take back what I said about Princess Bea being my fifth favorite royal.
  • The royal family announced that Princess Eugenie and her cousin will get married in the fall at the same chapel where PHG and Meghan Markle are getting married at in May.