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Jamie Dornan Thinks Dakota Johnson Sister BangingSam Robeson / WWTDD - 3 months ago
  • Maybe tomorrow we’ll do an Open Post musing the intersectionality of the #TimesUp movement and Jamie Dornan’s character Christian Grey only being able to ejaculate when he’s punching Dakota Johnson’s Anastasia Steele in blockbuster franchise Fifty Shades of Grey, but for today we’ll focus on the fact that Dornan thinks of Johnson as his sister while fake banging her on set.
  • The overweight Midwestern single moms simmering in clam juice everytime they watch Fifty Shades are obviously messed up, so it wouldn’t be surprised if market research shows they all want to fuck their brothers, and Dornan was simply reading off of a script.
  • I wear a wee-bag. Well, that’s an expression from where I’m from—a wee-bag.
  • MMMMMM yeah drag your musty duffel bag across my unwilling trash whore face brother.